Valk's Testicles History

Valk's testicles are a scientific mystery. Valk's balls are indestructible, and further proof of him hammering his balls proves this. Valk's balls have also been considered to be even more interesting than the elephant man. To elaborate, Valk's balls are so big and stinky that they are unable to be punctured, ripped off, and are immune to kicks. The kicker will then reel in pain as their foot is broken.

Timeline:


 * 1) Valk is born along with his indestructible balls
 * 2) Valk goes through castration, and then regains use of his balls
 * 3) Valk hammers his balls on video, showing it to #general chat
 * 4) His balls do not explode
 * 5) Valk then uses his balls to destroy the galaxy, reducing it to a single atom
 * 6) Valk then uses his balls to create a new galaxy